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WORLD OF WARCRAFT RAP by JT Music



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  1. I have to say I never comment on anything but this caught my attention while I was playing wow and it made my day so I had to comment that this is truly just great.

  2. [lyrics]:

    Verse 1:
    You know gold don't grow on trees boy
    And i don't got time for Leeroys
    Blizzard quit nerfing me, oy
    Cuz now my heavy weapons hit like cheap toys
    Everybody wants to be the best
    Too many noobs tryna boost DPS
    "I want XP now i don't need green quests"
    I bet you haven't even played through BC yet
    You got through the Shado-Pan and thought you'd beaten the game
    So you just hit level twenty, you want a freaking parade?
    Coming from a Hunter dumb enough to be leading a raid
    Head on over to Goldshire, you need to get laid
    Let me introduce you if you're new to this
    You and me, PVP i need a broom for this
    Cuz you're about to get swept, like the noob you is
    As for rez sickness, get used to it

    Bridge:
    Cuz my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
    And my Guild, it took a while to build
    With my Guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
    We've been rockin' out in WOW since the start of Vanill
    And my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
    Nobody can stop us but if you think that you will
    Then my Guild, is gonna see that you're killed
    When you walk back to your body, know you don't got any skill

    Verse 2:
    Verse two, by now you oughta know me
    No discrimination here, all of you can blow me
    I'll punch you in the balls or your ovaries
    I don't always drink beer, but when i do i prefer Dos Ogris
    I'm an alcoholic alchemist
    Downin' gallons of cheap mead while i mix
    This is a full time job, workin' all day
    And i don't care if you judge me cuz i role-play
    Yo, AFK? I bet you're not
    Cuz on your other monitor you've got PornHub
    Between Azeroth and wackin' off, when you gonna quit?
    Me, i never take a break even when i gotta shit
    My wallet's so fat and i'm not a big spender
    But i ain't a bank, baby find another lender
    Ladies lining up for me, they come from everywhere
    They're probably all dudes, but I don't really care

    Chorus:
    Now say your goodnights
    Because it's lights out
    And when the fear strikes
    I'll have you psyched out
    Just like the Lich King
    My gear is iced out
    I'll leave you dry as Durotar
    And drain your life out

    Verse 3:
    Azeroth is my home and i'd hate to say goodbye
    But right now Warcraft it's on your death bed that you lie
    Tired subscribers are droppin' like flies
    Feels like the last good year was '09
    Haters gonna hate they just say i love to whine
    If the game is actually dead, why are you still online?
    Well, gotta have something to complain about.
    Plundering dungeons, got the crypt fever
    Send ya to the grave, you can call me grim reaper
    Is this kid serious? Quit talkin' shit Bieber
    We're in opposite factions and i'm not a lip reader
    Don't mess with the Horde, we'll force you to war
    We're chock full of Goblins, Trolls, Tauren and Orcs
    So you can tell the rest of the Gnomes, Worgen and Dwarves
    That by the time we're through with ya you'll be changing your drawers
    Stormwind to Thunderbluff and everything in between
    I own your server, get the check and bring it to me
    GOML – you will never best me
    Only little bitches ever get rest XP
    I could gank you but i'm sick of wastin' my time
    I don't fight tiny punks who ain't my own size
    What's up Monk, can i get a buff?
    Never mind you're Pandaren you can suck on my nuts

    Bridge:
    Cuz my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
    And my Guild, it took a while to build
    With my Guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
    We've been rockin' out in WOW since the start of Vanill
    And my Guild, you know my Guild is ill
    Nobody can stop us but if you think that you will
    Then my Guild, is gonna see that you're killed
    When you walk back to your body, know you don't got any skill

    Chorus:
    Now say your goodnights
    Because it's lights out
    And when the fear strikes
    I'll have you psyched out
    Just like the Lich King
    My gear is iced out
    I'll leave you dry as Durotar
    And drain your life out

  3. * 4 years later*
    * I walk in waiting for another WoW rap*
    " When is the next WoW Rap, you did Horde and now we need Alliance. Or just a WoW Rap about multiple villains in WoW. "

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