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There was once an ogre named Thunk. He didn’t get along with the other ogres, and so he decided to explore the world. All was going well until he met the very first thing he came across. If not for his great fatness, he would surely have minor bruises. But what else lurks in the cold? In the dark. In the…um…otherwise uncomfortable.
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I make stuff! Below is a collection of the published novels and albums I have produced. Please support me by purchasing my work. Your purchase helps me make more movies!
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I just finished writing an epic fantasy novel about the sea. I published it in 2012, and you can now buy it in your favorite format–hardcover, paperback or eBook. Visit http://www.cloranhastings.com to find the hardcover book and more eBook and paperback outlets.
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► Amazon Kindle: http://oxhorn.it/Wrfpoz
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►Amazon: http://oxhorn.it/TcXaSv
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If you know my movies, you know I write music! You can find my movie music and geeky Christmas music on the following stores. CDs in a jewl-case are also available. Visit my music page at oxhorn.com to find additional formats and retailers: http://www.oxhorn.com/music.
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► iTunes: http://oxhorn.it/SnJR2R
► Amazon MP3: http://oxhorn.it/V1dK7S
► CD from Amazon: http://oxhorn.it/TYkt1t
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► iTunes: http://oxhorn.it/SnJWn6
► Amazon MP3: http://oxhorn.it/TcXC2S
► CD from Amazon: http://oxhorn.it/TfqxDQ
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► iTunes: http://oxhorn.it/10EUEdY
► Amazon MP3: http://oxhorn.it/TYkHW9
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► iTunes: http://oxhorn.it/Tllsu3
► Amazon MP3: http://oxhorn.it/10EVhE6
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► iTunes: http://oxhorn.it/SnKnOu
► Amazon MP3: http://oxhorn.it/TllB0v
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► iTunes: http://oxhorn.it/QFy9nF
► Amazon MP3: http://oxhorn.it/10EW4Fl
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I busy myself with many online activities. Visit my other websites to learn more.
► The Tale of Cloran Hastings – http://www.cloranhastings.com
► Oxhorn Brand Movies – http://www.oxhorn.com
► Blogging with Class – http://www.bloggingwithclass.com
► Grow a Beard NOW! – http://www.growabeardnow.com
► Brandon M. Dennis Homepage – http://www.brandonmdennis.com
► Free Video Podcast for Your Phone – http://oxhorn.it/TYlbvI
Ohhh, the The good ol' days..
To this day.
I have never seen a female Ogre.
…
…
I think?
How tf did you predict the future of gaming?
Vulgar trolls who make fun of me are my best friends too.
"We don't want to look like bigots…Diversity! Diversity!…Racist!" Truly, Oxhorn is a prophet.
this is just treasury
4:43 SJWs be like
"Will you two shut up?!"
"RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
4:42 way ahead of it's time.
so this is where jesse started…
Watching the last scene 11 years later got me teary eyed, good times
Oxhorn should release a hoop album
Wait… the Great Slug? Is anyone gonna tell him he’s a Titan Forged descendant of Gron?
No? Ok…
Diversity robots.
ur mom
He predicted it…
4:47 So relevant in 2018.
The story of think is a beautiful one
I read about this video in a magazine in sixth grade… It hurts just a little bit to realise how much time has passed…
Those diversity robots were ahead of the time back then. they on point now
Holy shit, Kathy Griffin was on the list of monsters all the way back in 2009.. How portentous.
Turn on captions and go to 4:27 LMAO and yeah still here in 2018, lord be with you in your absence for you own business be your own.
4:40
Academia and the SJW in a nutshell.
I reject the fact that that this video is over 8 years old.. I remember when this was completely new and I saw if for the for the time!
man I re-subbed yesterday when to Org and I saw your mom in trade chat somethings never change
Your mon!
he was as lonely as something that…gets…really lonely
Hippy elf: I HATE VIOLENCE! I'LL KILL YOU! wow not even 1% sense made there
I miss you, Oxhorn. Hope life is treating you well.
More than 7 years later and this still makes me laugh.
thunk is filled with… ambition! (you probably thought i was going to type "determination" but nah.)
your mom
This is why I love trolls.
They are the most accepting of all playable races. They don't care what species you are, what race you are, what color you are, what personality you are, they accept you for who you are.
Plus they have awesome music, ways of speech and mounts:D
Plus, I kinda see Ogres and Trolls as very related to one another.
…probably mostly because in Danish, we call Shrek a ''trold''(troll), yet in English he's called an ''ogre''.
And that's why I think Thunk's friendship with the trolls makes sense:) Not racist or anything, just saying^_^
"and I HATE violence… I'LL KILL YOU!!"
Because logic.